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Saturday, December 27, 2008

Top Ten Ways to Beat the Recession (or Not)

Here's a fun column by Justin Case of Montana Pioneer Newspaper on how one can fight the recession. Of course, it's a spoof... and it is quite entertaining!

Read on to hear Case's thoughts on beating this recession...

"1): Become a Hutterite: What you can’t barter or sell, you can always drink.
2): Start an Investment Bank: Squander billions, take huge bonuses, get a bailout, then do it all over again. You’ll be on easy street.
3): Get into an old time-honored profession, the oldest: You’ll always have work, always be loved, and feel very little stress as you lay back and enjoy life."

Go to Justin's column to find these ways to beat the recession, or atleast have a jolly good laugh!

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